2 posts tagged “funny”

Bean got out of the bath tonight and immediately said "I have to poop mama!"  This was uttered with an urgency usually reserved for times where you might think that you left the coffee pot on and you're already on a transcontinental flight!  Next thing I know, he lets loose with a long, very bubbly sounding, fart and says "No I don't mama."  I could not contain my laughter once he started laughing, and it is still making me smile!  It gives new meaning to all farts are funny to somebody.

I am a big whiny baby right now.  I'm still tired, but I'm up writing and editing papers for class tomorrow.  Well, I'm not this minute, but I digress.  It could be worse though, I could be on a plane with a hangover.  Boy, does that suck. 

Bean is hilarious and if I ever learn to listen to him the first time, it would help if he'd speak up, I'd find out about his hijinks before someone lays in them.  Tonight it was an entire bottle of baby powder poured into his sheets.  He was so sweet when Frog got home and went to tuck him in.  Frog said that right as he was laying down on the sheets Bean said, "Wait Daddy . . . there's something on the bed."  Too late for Frog's jeans though!  We are horrible too, instead of lecturing him all we could do was laugh!  There was no ill intent on Bean's part, apparently he was making snow for his cars, and Frog was almost completely covered from the waist down but only on the front of his pants!  So off came those sheets, and on with a new set.  It's a good thing that I was planning on changing them in the morning anyway, and already had a new set laid out.

Bug's allergies are getting the best of her these days, along with the top canine teeth arrivals.  She teethes slower than molasses in January.

I must go lay down before my eyes pop out of my head.  I hope I can do more editing in the morning.  Yeah, right!  Done is better than perfect, as a woman I know always says.