To do and accomplished:

1.  Get haircut to prevent looking like sonic the hedgehog any longer.  (DONE!)
2.  Go to work and realize just how far behind I am since missing over a week because both of my kids and myself had the flu.  (DONE!)
3.  Reschedule counseling because I need to catch up some at work.  (DONE!)
4.  Start preparing for trip to the beach.  (Still in progress.)
5.  Apply to colleges that I want to attend and hope that they will accept me.  (Yeah, still working on that.)
6.  Have a house that smells like fecal matter because my son stuffed a formula one matchbox car down the upstairs toilet, which resulted in having to rip out the wall and the plumbing in the downstairs laundry room to dislodge said car.  (DONE!)
7.  Have brand new porcelain tile in downstairs bathroom covered in black water, which will mean bleaching the hell out of it tonight and having the tile installer come back tomorrow to check the damage instead of grouting the tile tonight.  (DONE!)
8.  Laugh to keep from crying.  (DONE!) 
9.  Attempt to keep Bug from sticking her hand down my shirt as some sort of delayed reaction to being weaned under emergency circumstances a month ago.  (Still working on that!)
10.  Realize that there are positive aspects to all of this even though I have to look for them.  (DONE!)